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All the reindeer get named in some songs. Autry, Gene Autry returns with Will It be A Hit? “Thirty-Two Feet and Eight Little Tails of White.” Kidsong before his Rudolph deal. (But THIS song comes out...
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Some songs got no business naming reindeer. “Lil Freak” by Usher (feat Nicki Minaj) is about naughtiness. About two minutes in Nicki lists Santa pullers like rattling off sexual positions. Hey now....
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Some songs simply sneak in the roll call of reindeer. Listen carefully. The Simians’ “A Perfect Christmas” is that list of ingredients that fill the bill. Alt-rock sneaks in the rostrum at the end....
View ArticleThe Rude Off: immodest
A 1939 Montgomery Wards holiday booklet retold the ugly duckling story one more time, with a weird-o ousted hoofer having the one mutation to save the day. Whether handicapped, non-white, non-binary...
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Fans abound for the most famous reindeer of all. Kidsong likes the counting song, hence “Nine Counting Rudolph” from Brian Kinder. Catchy, but not his best. Asiansploitation and Byron S. mock Lourdes...
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The ‘Rudolph’ song got as famous as the reindeer. In the annals of Xmas music it is Number Two of all songs. So, some took a shot at it (him). I killed Rudolph–and I liked it! begins “Rudolph Burger…...
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From the top you’ve got no where to go but down. The fall of Rudolph is usually field by alcohol. “Rudolph is a Drunk” is fine raging metal from DØMT. “Rudolph got a DUI” is not so fine country from...
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Any other humor we can inject into the Rudolph song? How’s about the scatalogical? “Rudolph Don’t Go” is Kristen Key’s kidsong entry into Christmas poop. Guess what it’s about?! “Santa and Rudolph’s...
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What kind of reindeer is Rudolph? What kind of nose? Oh, dear. Homophobic humor at its ’90est, “Rudolph the Deep-Throated Reindeer” Is Matt Rogers at his most unapologetic. “Rudolph the Big Dick...
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How much fun can we have with the Rudolph legend? Even kidsong can get off the mainstream. “Rudolph and the Snowman” is awesome folk Q&A from KidsTV123. Love it. FuMP’s Phil Johnson & The...
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